The Kiss

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor' started by Maurice, Jul 18, 2011.

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    Maurice Bloody good bloke VIP Member

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    A tough looking group of bikers was riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.

    The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"













    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........" :lol2



     
    Maurice, Jul 18, 2011
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    Zeus Moderator

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    That's a good one.
     
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    I was not expecting that punch line. :lol:rofl2:
     
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    Enjoy this joy and like to say my friends.
     
    ericym, Nov 8, 2011
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    haha ~~~
     
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