Q: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

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    Zeus Moderator

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    - One to ask, "How do you change a lightbulb?"
    - One to change the lightbulb
    - Two to share similar experiences of changing lightbulbs
    - Three to explain how the lightbulb could have been changed differently
    - Five to argue which brand of lightbulb is best
    - Four to caution others about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    - Three to point out spelling/grammar errors in other replies
    - Four to flame the spelling/grammar posts
    - Two to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
    - Another three to condemn those two as anal-retentive
    - One more to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
    - Three to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    - Two to say "Search the web for 'change light bulb'"
    - Two to suggest that posters read the light bulb FAQ
    - Three to flame the people who didn't just answer the question
    - One more to argue the "Give a man a fish/Teach a man to fish" approach
    - Two to post the "Give a man a match" joke in response
    - One to post about how the light bulb burning out is the result of a government/corporate/religious conspiracy
    - One to post that LED-based lamps are much better, so you shouldn't be using lightbulbs anyway
    - Two to condemn LED-based lamps as impractical, esoteric, and expensive
    - Two to continue nit-picking details long after everybody else has lost interest
    - Five to say "Didn't we go through this already last week?"
    - Two to post that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
    - One newbie to bump the topic six months from now and start it all over again
     
    Zeus, Jul 15, 2011
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    clifford VIP Member

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    Ahh, it is so good to be a forum member!!! :lol:
     
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    Maurice Bloody good bloke VIP Member

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    The thing is Zeus, that is all so bloody true! :lol2

    Off course having said that.....

    two will argue that the OP is not true
    three will argue that it is
    one will say he is being got at
    at least three will say 'google flaming'
    and so on and so forth :banana:
     
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    Maurice, Jul 15, 2011
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    Nickweb Resident Filmaker Moderator

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    and one mod to lock the thread :p
     
    Nickweb, Jul 15, 2011
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    JeffHarris

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    Count me in with those 56 members. :D
     
    JeffHarris, Oct 29, 2011
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    Goober THQ's Jester Moderator

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    I changed my socks the other day, that's kinda like changing light bulb. AND HOW COULD I MISS THIS THREAD???
     
    Goober, Oct 30, 2011
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    This is the most retarded **** I've heard in my life.
     
    exoticious, Dec 13, 2011
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    Zeus Moderator

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    Stick around. I bet I can top it.
     
    Zeus, Dec 14, 2011
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    snorkel

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    :rofl2:
     
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    cobaltsean99

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    I love being a forum member at sites like this! I have never seen a forum that lets you tell jokes, and get away from everything, and actually hear something funny during the day!
     
    cobaltsean99, Jan 20, 2014
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    Let me be the newbie to bump the topic to start it all over again!
    Sorry, I couldn't resist ;)
     
    Elestram, Mar 5, 2016
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