Cows with guns

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor' started by Wolfeymole, Jul 4, 2011.

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    Wolfeymole Werewolf

    Nov 28, 2009
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    On the moors
    Look over your shoulder the next time you eat a hamburger.

    Wolfeymole, Jul 4, 2011
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    Maurice Bloody good bloke VIP Member

    Jun 25, 2009
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    London England
    Steak for dinner tonight :lol2
    Maurice, Jul 4, 2011
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    Zeus Moderator

    Jun 20, 2005
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    I LOVE this song.
    Let me paint you a picture, you're going to love this.
    Imagine a neon green mercury (probably mid 90s) that has been lowered to the point of having to crawl over speed bumps sitting at a red light playing rap music.
    Now a 4-door black Jeep Wrangler with the doors off and the top off rolls up next to this car and the driver is on his bluetooth taking a phone call.
    So the car turns their music up louder forcing the driver to have to hang up.
    Light turns green, we advance to the next red light. 2 lights later the car driver turns down his radio so a passenger can take a phone call.

    This song happened to be the one that was in my CD player at the time. I had 2 kicker solo-baric L7s and a 4000 watt amp. I cranked it all the way up.

    Now that don't crack me up. That is just a story of me being a prick in return to someone else being a prick 1st. What cracks me up is what must have been going through the minds of people around us that had no clue what was going on. "This dufus in a jeep with no top or doors is blasting some song about cows with guns so loud that I can't hear myself think..."
    Zeus, Jul 4, 2011
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